Ek bar Rajnikanth ne Daant majbut karne ke liye tooth powder use kiya or aaj
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woh powder Ambuja Cement ke naam se jana jata he

Rajnikanth ke kutte ke ghar ke gate par board laga hua tha
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... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maalik Se Sawdhan.

Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Don't mess with Rajni!

Rajnikanth ne taalab k paani par petrol daal kar aag laga di...
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fir
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petrol-petrol rah gaya aur sara paani jal kar rakh ho gaya.

Maa: Beta Rajni
solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai?
Rajnikant:
Yanna raskala,
ruko maa
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suraj ko thik kar ke ata hu!

Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui..
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Natija- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.

Rajnikanth ne apne janmdin par JCB Purchase kiya


socho

kyo ?
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Birthday Cake Katne ke liye

Ek bar Rajnikanth ki Banduk ki goliya khatam ho gai,
Fir Rajnikanth villan ke paas jaa ke us ke kaan me kuch bola or Villan immediately mar gaya,






to socho
usne
kya
kaha
hoga??




Dishkiyaoo

Ab Rajanikanth ne apne ghar me A/c lagaya ,
aur apne ghar ka darwaja khola tab.......
India me winter aya.

Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wah...
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wah...
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha Rajnikant ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum

RAJNIKANT Ne Push up karna shuru kiya to kya hua ?? malum ...
Earthquake aa gaya
Dharti hill ne lagi

Ek BAR 1 judge ne RAJNIKANTH ko crime karte hue dekh liya . . . . . . . . . toh kya?
tabse Kaanon andha ho gaya